THE SILENT MURDER OF CLIPPY

It has recently come to my attention that in the new Microsoft Word 2007 there is an absence of "office assistants." You may be wondering what these office assistants are... I believe the name "Mr. Clippy" will help jog your memory. After doing some research on the matter, I've discovered that Clippy has been scrapped.

For more information on Clippy's murder, please visit this link: To Kill a Paperclip

RIP CLIPPY.

-Jess

"The online Help feature in the 2007 Microsoft Office system has been completely redesigned, and the new design does not include the Microsoft Office Assistant. Find links to more information about how to quickly get the help you need in the See Also section."

-Microsoft Office Word Help (F1)

Let's be honest. This was an execution.

-Matt